I
became aware of something new last week, partly due to watching the
Super Bowl. I’m not a huge football fan, but given the Pop Culture
cachet of the event and the commercials I feel like I should at least
be aware of it. So, I usually at have it on in the background
while I’m doing other things. This year one specific commercial drew my
attention.
There’s
a woman drinking Michelob beer in a mountain setting. She’s
whispering, which is probably what drew my attention. But then she
starts tapping her fingernails against the bottle, and dragging it
across the tabletop. The focus of the commercial seems to be the soft
sounds of the beer pouring into the glass and the fizzing of the
bubbly foam. The quiet nature of it is what made me pay attention. I
thought it was kind of weird for a commercial, and then promptly
forgot about it.
I’m
not a car guy. My Dad is a car guy. He learned to drive in a used
Model T when he was twelve years old (he was born in 1919, just for a
point of reference). He drove a Jeep across Europe in World War II
and drove a dump truck as a job for thirty-plus years. He’s not
really a hobbyist, but he knows cars. He still pays attention to them
and has what to me seems an amazing amount of knowledge about makes
and models that I just don’t have. The following is a typical car
conversation between us:
Me:
So while I was in California my friends let me borrow their car so I
could drive down the coast to Monterey Bay.
Dad:
What kind of car was it?
Me:
Ummm... Blue?
The
make of the car is the least interesting part of that story to me,
but not to Dad. He doesn’t understand how I couldn’t know what I
was driving.
But,
because of Dad, by default I’ve absorbed some car guy
characteristics. I lived in the middle of nowhere where getting your
driver’s license as soon as you possibly could was not only
expected, but a requirement if you wanted any kind of social life at
all. The nearest town with a movie theater was fifteen miles away. I
was in school every day with friends who lived over forty road miles
away. So, the day I turned sixteen I applied for my learner’s
permit and a few short months later had my driver’s license.
I’ve
driven a lot of cars and covered a lot of miles in the last
forty-some years. But, I’ve always thought of a car as a tool, a
really expensive hammer, if you will. It’s not a status symbol.
It’s not an extension of my personality (except in some ways
everything a person owns or does is an extension of their
personality). It’s not something that brings me a specific kind of
pride. It’s a tool that gets me from point A to point B and makes
my life easier. In terms of expense and frustration, it can also be a
burden. I’ve owned cars I’ve hated. I’ve owned cars I’ve
loved. I’ve owned cars I don’t even remember anymore. At some
point they’ve all let me down.
I
have a complicated relationship with cars.
My
first car was a green 1973 (I think), Plymouth Satellite, a two-door
monster of a car. I have no idea how I ever learned to parallel park
in that thing. Dad had been driving it to work six nights a week, so
it had a lot of miles on it when I inherited it, along with the
attendant mechanical issues that go with mileage. This car had a
specific issue with soft plugs. What the hell is a soft plug, you
ask? Wikipedia describes them, by several different names, like this:
Core plugs are used to fill the sand casting core holes found on
water-cooled internal combustion engines. They are also commonly
called frost plugs, freeze plugs, or engine block expansion plugs.
The problem with them, at least for me, is that if they rust through,
which they did, or simply blow out from pressure, which they also
did, your car immediately loses all of its antifreeze, overheats, and
leaves you stranded. This happened with my Satellite a dozen times or
more.
And
here my troubles began.
Every car I’ve ever owned, and there have
been a lot of them, have been used. Some of them have been great,
others, not so much. All of them have come with their share of
problems. Dad insisted that I learn basic maintenance, and I’m
eternally grateful he did. I can change tires and change my oil. I’ve
gotten pretty good at diagnosing problems and even fixing some that
are more involved. Once, when I had just left home to drive to DC for
a weekend, I noticed my battery light was on. I went home, thought
about it, realized it was probably my alternator, walked to a parts
store, replaced it myself, and was on the road less than two hours
later, much to the amazement of the friends I was staying with.
Maybe
it’s true of every driver, but I have a litany of car stories.
I
have hit a deer twice in my life, though neither time caused much
damage to my car. The deer weren’t so lucky. Several times I have
broken down miles, or even hours away from home and had to be towed
and wait for someone to come get me. Fred and I sat in a rest stop in
Ohio for around nine hours one Saturday, unable to get in touch with
anyone back home who could do anything. My pal Zordon (of Mighty
Morphin’ Power Rangers fame), twice drove for over two hours to
rescue me.
I
broke down on 79 North, and after meeting someone I’m sure may have
been an angel (in the Wings of Desire sense, anyway), the woman I was
going to visit came to get me and drove me back to Pittsburgh. I
called Dad and arranged for him to rent a tow hitch so we could go
get the car and tow it back to our mechanic. Right before he arrived
to pick me up the next morning I got a call from the state police
telling me that a driver had fallen asleep and crashed into my parked
car, totaling it while I was away. I had done nothing illegal and was
parked well off the road, but my car was a goner. In that case it
worked out. The insurance value of the car ended up being more than I
had bought it for. Ever since, whenever I’m having car trouble I’ve
been tempted to just park along the highway and hope for the best.
I’ve
run over a Christmas Tree and been rear-ended by a dead man.
Three
years ago, on the way home on New Year’s Eve, my car died. It was
the transmission. I knew immediately because this was the third car
in my life where the transmission went bad (by contrast, my father,
who has been driving since the age of the Model T, has never had this
happen). Fixing it would cost more than the car was worth, so I sold
it for next to nothing and quickly, and probably foolishly bought another
used car, pretty cheaply. Well, you get what you pay for. It was a
mess. Rusted out underneath. There was a leak somewhere so the trunk
was always damp. I kind of hated it, in ways I had never hated a car
before. My mechanic flat out told me it wasn’t going to pass
another inspection.
One
morning, on my way to get my new driver’s
license, I discovered the driver’s side window was halfway down. The motor had
burnt out, so it wouldn't go up or down. I knew, based on personal
experience, that this was going to cost a lot of money, certainly
more than a car that wasn’t going to pass inspection was worth
anyway. As soon as I got back from the license center I went online
to look for something else.
I
had been thinking about looking into a hybrid. I liked the
environmental aspect of it, but I was also fond of the better gas
mileage. A good friend of mine had a 2008 Toyota Prius that I had
ridden in and liked. I figured even a used one was out of my price
range, but on a whim I thought I would look just to see.
And
there it was, the first car that popped up in my search. A 2008
Toyota Prius, solid black and beautiful... and in my price range.
Okay, the upper end of it, but still there. With very little
deliberation I called the dealer to make sure it was still there then
drove out to take a look at it, my side window still stuck in the
halfway position. I test drove it, I loved it, and they made me a
deal I simply couldn’t pass up. So, in June of 2017, I came home
with the first car in my life that I truly loved and was genuinely
proud of.
This
story doesn’t end well.
A
little over a year later, last summer, I was t-boned by another
driver and my car was totaled. It could have been far worse. There
were three passengers in my car, and two in the one that hit me,
including a child. We all walked away without a scratch. My side
airbags deployed, which I’m sure saved Marcel and Derrick from
severe injury. This was my first serious accident ever, and the ‟What
might have happened” still haunts me. No one blames me, and no one
was hurt, but I still feel just a little nauseous if it comes up. The
possibilities of that alternate reality are truly frightening to me,
even though they are not real.
But
my car was done.
I found myself genuinely mourning it (fully
realizing that I had to the luxury of mourning only my car). All of
the other cars I had sold or lost over the years just felt like
breakups. You know, we had a good run, but it’s time to move on.
Some were harder than others, but it was usually a mutual decision.
This one felt like a death.
The
timing was bad, not that there would ever have been a good time for it. The
accident took place the evening before I signed my contract to teach
at Pitt, a mere three weeks before classes started. I had a vacation
planned the following week, so I was out of town and couldn’t look
for a replacement right away (I was in California, where I once again
drove my friend’s car... you know, the blue one).
I
bought another Prius, bright red and four years newer. It’s a
little smaller. I like it, but I don’t love it yet. I feel a little
guilty about that. It feels like a rebound car, because I’m not
really over the last one. But, we’re getting used to each other.
I’m getting better mileage. We’re sharing the road. I haven’t
had any car trouble yet. It’s not the love at first sight I
experienced with the last one, but I know it’s better than any
other car I’ve ever owned.
Maybe
my relationships with cars have always been complicated because I’m
not a car guy, and they can feel it. Until the last one my approach
was utilitarian. I took them for granted. No one wants to be treated
like that, even if they are inanimate objects. I’m never going to
be like Dad, but I can probably be a little more
attentive. Wash them more often. Be proud of them. Don’t just pay
attention when they’re giving me trouble. Be grateful for their service and their protection. Check my oil.
I’ve been incredibly neglectful of my blog this year, and in general I’ve been less productive as a writer. Not that I didn’t do anything, but I was feeling a little burnt out in terms of topics in this forum. I wrote and submitted a couple of pieces of creative nonfiction (that were rejected), that might end up here, unless I can find another place to submit. One of the longer pieces that was originally planned for the blog ended up being a part of a much larger work that also may be serialized here at some point. I wrote a couple of book reviews for the Post Gazette, and had a couple of pull quotes from previous reviews published in the paperback editions of the books I reviewed. I wrote a memoriam for Stan Lee for Legacy.com. The most unexpected piece of professional writing I did was to contribute the new, official entry for the character of the Black Panther for World Book Encyclopedia.
But, my blog suffered. It’s been a more introverted year for me in general, so I guess I just haven’t had much to say in public.
My biggest achievement of 2018 was that I taught an Introduction to the Graphic Novel class at the University of Pittsburgh as an adjunct professor this fall. Though I have been making contacts and seeding my name there for a few years now, when it happened it happened very quickly.
For those who haven't seen it elsewhere I have started a new podcast series with my friend and fellow comics scholar, Christopher Maverick. We'll be talking Pop Culture in an informal academic way, which basically means we want to make Pop Culture studies more accessible to Pop Culture consumers. Anyway, the first episode is up. Since it is our first episode we talk about the Origin Story. You can find it at our website. http://voxpopcast.com/wp/2018/04/09/episode-1-origin-stories/
A few
years ago while visiting friends in California I made my first trip
to San Francisco. Mike and I spent the day seeing sights and eating
great food and having fun. Completely fortuitously Cherie Currie,
former singer for the 70s band The Runaways, had announced a concert
in San Francisco the same day that we had already planned on being
there. When I discovered this I called Mike and told him we were
going, then bought tickets online. I wrote about that concert in more
detail HERE, so that isn’t what this is about.
There
were two experiences I had while waiting in line outside of the Red
Devil Lounge waiting to go into the show. We were approached by a
homeless man. He was the epitome of the downtrodden. His hair and
beard were long, dirty and matted. He was thin and filthy, wearing
clothes so ragged I’m not sure how they stayed on him. He came
straight to me and I fully expected him to ask us for money and then
move on.
‟Hey,”
he said to me. ‟Nice shirt. They’re one of my favorite bands!”
I was
wearing a t-shirt with the logo of the Glam Band The Sweet (Ballroom
Blitz, Fox on the Run). Perhaps ungenerously I assumed this was just
his opening line and the ask for money would come next. Nope. He
enthused about The Sweet, telling me about seeing them in the 70s. He
was knowledgable about them and we had a completely enjoyable
conversation, just two guys who shared an interest in a specific
band, swapping stories about favorite songs. For the duration of the
conversation he lit up, happy to be just talking and connecting. At
the end he just smiled and started to go on his way. He never asked
me for a dime (though I did give him some money, which, though
grateful, he seemed hesitant to take).
Just
after he left two couple walked by. Older. Well-dressed. Out for an
evening. One of the women looked up and saw the marquee which
announced, ‟Tonight: Cherie Currie!”
‟Cherry
curry?” she said while scrunching up her nose. ‟I don’t think
that would taste good at all.”
Recently I was asked to participate in Publisher’s Weekly’s annual review of the comic book industry. You can read the article by Shannon O’Leary HERE. I was quoted a number of times in the article, but a lot of people, mainly my customers at Phantom of the Attic, have asked about the whole questionnaire so I decided to share it here. This really only of interest to anyone who wants to know more about the state of the comic book retail industry. My caveat here is that my answers reflect my opinions and observations based on 21 years of experience in one specific store. I don’t claim to have all of the answers or to speak for other stores. We all have different experiences.
1) What were your best selling graphic novels in 2017?
Saga continues to be our bestselling series of graphic novels for the third or fourth year now. We’ve had a lot of success with The Wicked and the Divine and East of West because they are books that a couple of our employees push pretty hard. In general the Image TPs top the list. They are self-contained series without crossovers, so people can get into a series and, quite simply, know what to read next. The introductory $9.99 price point doesn’t hurt either. We moved a lot of My Favorite Thing is Monsters. Though there are few specific standout titles in general we do really well with the FirstSecond catalog. World of Edena by Moebius did extremely well for an expensive HC. We’ve had customers regularly asking for Moebius stuff for years so the prospect of his work finally coming back into print here is exciting.
The DC Rebirth TPs increased sales over DC from the past couple of years. Marvel TPs are mostly dead stock for us. I can’t put my finger on why, other than as another indicator of the downturn in interest in Marvel. There are many Marvel trades we don’t order at all. We only move a couple of each of the X-Men TPs when they come out. The Epic Collections do pretty well with an older customer base.
